Well, it’s been a while!

The end of the year always goes by in a whirlwind, doesn’t it? I have begun the process of hibernation, which involves me only leaving my house for absolute essentials and I still try to do that without actually letting the outdoor air touch my flesh (garage to parking lot FTW). Daily one hour walks with my dogs go down to nil, carb cravings go up, and we all get fat and jolly together. After New Years when all the Winter fun has passed, then we all get fat and depressed together while waiting for Spring to arrive and realizing I cannot button my shorts (well I can, but I look like a trucker with my rolls flopping over the waistline of the shorts like a sweatshirt that has been tucked in but then I moved around a bit and so now the sweatshirt has pulled out a bit and is flopping over the waistline). Pro tip: You can hide fleshy gut flaps by tucking in a sweatshirt and the flaps will just look like fabric folding over the top of your shorts. Nevermind those who tell you tucking in sweatshirts is unacceptable. And do not let people grab your sweatshirt to tell you what an awesome fashion statement that is because they will freak out when they feel your hidden fat roll in there).

Who needs to exercise? Just tuck that shit into a sweatshirt and it’s gone!

What the fuck was I talking about?

Oh yeah, I did two blog tours, back-to-back, that rolled into Thanksgiving and Christmas (what was I smoking, precisely?). It got Strapped into the hands of lots of bloggers, many of whom have been kind enough to post their reviews on Amazon and Goodreads! Yay! It was well received all around, which make me feel all warm and snuggly.

The number one question I was asked was: When the hell are you going to release Strapped Down?

The answer is: NEVER!!!!!

Just kidding 😉 Strapped Down is slated for a February release! Stay tuned, and TRUST ME, you’ll hear about it when its released. No cliffie either so you can’t threaten to hunt me down!

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